She said WHAT??

I have so many fun pictures to blog, but I have so many funny saying from Aubri piling up that I had to get them down. This girl is too much! And she is getting even funnier now that she knows she is funny.   Without further ado, the latest installment of Aubri sayings from the past month or so...

While playing with  Ezra: "When brother looks at me he thinks, "What is that crazy girl doing?!"

 "Mom let's play pretend Starbucks. Would you like plain regular coffee or a caramel pumpkin coffee?" (FYI I have never had a caramel pumpkin but I love that she listens to us and knows the difference from boring ol' coffee and the spruced up version.)

We were headed out, and I planned on grabbing her shoes from the garage on the way out. "MOM STOP! We forgot an important thing! MY SHOES!"

Ok warning this is kinda gross...
   While wiping her bottom, after an uncharacteristically eh---sticky, BM. "Wow, that was kind of like a baby!" HUH??? My first thought was she has seen one to many birth videos (poor childbirth educator kid), but I asked what she meant. "It was like a baby because moms have to wipe their bottom a lot to get all the poop off!" HAHA...whew!

Interrupting her dad's football viewing time. "Dad can I watch Calliou?" nope. "Can I watch Super Why?" nope. Resigning herself to the situation, "Dad can I watch the Chargers?"

One of the first days after the time change, "Oh no mom! It's going to rain, it's getting very dark!"

On a walk she was collecting all sorts of random small treasures. I didn't particularly want the flower buds in the house for Ezra to eat. She kept asking, "Mom can I please keep the acorns?" No.  You have acorns.  No. Aubri they aren't real acorns! "Mom, can I please keep my pretend acorns?"

While on time out I was talking to her and lecturing about her next consequences. I told her if she didn't start listening she was going to be in trouble. With the biggest, most innocent eyes, "But I already AM in trouble mom."

Learning to play rock, paper, scissors with Jose. After several explanations they give it a go. "Rock, paper, scissors. What do you got Aubri?"  "Uh....Crayons!"

She loves smashing snails. I usually don't mind but she was going after them in the mud. I asked her not to....and she did anyway. Time out. I told her she disobeyed and she wasn't supposed to do that.  With a big pout she said, "I was supposed to ask daddy. He lets me !" I said he sometimes does. "No he ALWAYS lets me smash snails."

Jose and Aubri bought me  flowers. The next day Jose asked, "Aubri do you like the tulips we bought mom?" "Two lips? Mom's? Everyone has two lips!"

I don't even remember what she told me, but I asked if she was making it up or pretending. "No! I'm real-ing!"